Friday, November 11, 2011

like OMG you DO have a PENIS

Men, Let's talk.

This is a note to the men who think that they have to remind everyone that they are a man.You all know that kind of guy. The guy that needs to point out that what he is doing is 'what men do.' "I don't care about your feelings because I am a man!!!" Yeah, right. Some of these men walk like this:

Okay, lets get real. You're kind of gross. Not wearing pink because it is a girl color is not showing your masculinity; it's showing your immaturity.

I was making out with a guy once, and if you know who I am, I'm kind of silly. So I licked his nipples. It's not like I licked his ass or anything. But he got sooo offended and told me he wasn't a girl and to never lick his nipples again. Now, I am a Women's Studies major and if you tell me to not do something because you aren't a certain gender...I'm gonna get a little peeved.

Men are not born to be strong, to not like their nipples licked, and to not wear pink. They are socialized that way.

And this goes both ways, I mean girls can do anything guys can and vice versa. I'm just so sick of guys being told to do stuff because it makes them more manly. "You're a man if you pick up the check." "You're a man if you send her flowers." "You're a man if..."

Let's do what we want to do, okay? Be human, not a man. The only thing that makes you a man is what's in your pants, not what you do!

Oh by the way, here's to the men and women that made it possible for me to blog about penises and cool feminism! Happy Veteran's Day!

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