You have too be thin, but you can't be too thin.
You have to have boobs, but you can't overflow.
Act sexual, but don't be a slut
Get 'experience' but keep those numbers low.
You eat vegetables, you have anorexia.
You eat junk food, you have a problem.
You can only be a feminist, if...
...you are a lesbian
...you wear pants every day
...you avoid wearing bras
...you burned your old bras
...you hate men
...and children
...you were a tomboy as a child
...you are a communist
You can not be a feminist, if...
...you like to cook
...you wear makeup
...you shave
...you have children
...you are married
...you are black, asian, Indian, American Indian
If you dress like a girl, you are conforming.
If you dress like a guy, you are trying too hard to not conform.
You dress with revealing clothes, you are a slut, you sleep around, you want attention.
You dress because you are cold, you are a prude.
Single? Hurry! before all the guys leave!
In a relationship? Don't you want time to yourself...?
You don't want kids? You are ruining the world.
You have too many kids? You are ruining the world.
You had kids young? horrible.
You had kids old? horrible.
Lesbianism only happens when you are going through midlife crisis,
or have a psychotic illness,
or because your drunk,
or you want to impress the hot guys.
(I will be updating this...)
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